- From: Contos&Encontros
cristimaia- Origin: Contos&Encontros
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May
10 2013 - Text
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When I start a diet
The first day I’m like:
Within 30 minutes of that thought:
- From: #WHATSHOULDBERKCALLME
whatshouldberkcallme- Origin: #WHATSHOULDBERKCALLME
OMFG UGLY LAUGHING
“I think that the meaning of life is to convince as many men to tongue punch my fart box as possible.”
The first day I’m like:
Within 30 minutes of that thought:
http://weheartit.com/entry/57946133/via/amanda323304
I seriously want this shirt
jenna marbles on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/57946133/via/amanda323304
Damn you make-up

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